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Girls night out

Post  ray on Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:16 am

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....
If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of
humor.

The other night I was invited out for a night with the ' girls. ' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ' I promise! '

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckoo ed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 Cuckoos (MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in,
I told him ' MIDNIGHT ' ... he didn't ' t seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one!

Then he said ' We need a new cuckoo clock. '
When I asked him why, he said, ' Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said ' oh sh!t. ' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
then tripped over the coffee table and farted

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